STONE COLD FROG (On A Saturday Night)

I WAS SO DAMN DRUNK I WAS STUMBLIN'

I WAS SO DAMN HIGH I WAS MUMBLIN'

I WAS HOT AND COLD AND I WAS SHIVERIN'

AND I WAS SHAKIN' LIKE A STONE COLD FROG ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

SOMEONE TOUCHED ME BUT I COULDN'T BE CERTAIN

I TRIED TO STEP BUT MY FEET WERE UNCERTAIN

I HAD TO CRAWL BUT EVEN THEN I WASN'T CERTAIN

THIS FLOOR LOOKS FAMILIAR BUT IT KEEPS ON MOVING
I GOT STOOD UP SO I KEPT ON GROOVING
I'D TURN AROUND BUT EVERY TIME I DO
SOMEONE TAKES ME BY THE HAND AND SPINS ME 'ROUND "LIKE A RECORD BABY"  
I HAVE TO FIND THE DOOR AND I THOUGHT IT WAS HERE BUT IT'S MIGHTY QUEER THAT IT ISN'T HERE

I WAS SO DAMN DRUNK I WAS STUMBLIN'
I WAS SO DAMN HIGH I WAS MUMBLIN'
I WAS HOT AND COLD AND I WAS SHIVERIN' 
AND I WAS SHAKIN' LIKE A STONE COLD FROG ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

I FOUND THE FLOOR AND I FOUND THE DOOR AND I CRAWLED ON OUT INTO THE STREET WHERE I FOUND A POST 
I PROPPED MYSELF AGAINST THAT POST AND SLOWLY RAISED MYSELF UP ON MY KNEES
I WAITED THERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME 
AND THEN I STOOD AND SHOOK A WHILE 
I SHOOK SO HARD THAT POLE DID QUAKE
AND AS IT DID I NOTICED PEOPLE SHAKE
UNTIL EVERYONE AROUND WAS "SHAKIN' ALL OVER"
SHAKIN' LIKE A STONE COLD FROG ON A SATURDAY NIGHT